Cowboy hats and hair spray
-- Sen. Pat Roberts, speaking before last night's Travis Tritt reception in his honor.
Roberts had the night's best quote. Not faring so well was Kit Bond, who criticized John Kerry for backing an amendment that would have set SUV standards at 36 miles per hour, he said. Thinkin' he meant per gallon -- I don't think SUVs will move that slow 'til someone comes up with the M1 Abrams model.