Ah-ha!

It IS Dave Barry. And he's blogging! He looked deep in thought (humor is a serious business) so I just said, Dave Barry? And he said, yes. (Handshake.)

Exchanged two more sentences after that -- I try not to bug the "name" journalists around here (saw Wolf Blitzer at a deli yesterday, brushed against George Stephanopoulos on a stairway), but I did say I'd link to his blog to help build his readership in Kansas City, so here it is. I mean, I'm just trying to help a fellow blogger, you know. We're, like, practically peers.